As every climber knows, a bulky or restrictive harness can make or break your performance on a route. The ideal option is lightweight and easily adjustable while providing easy access to chalk bags and quickdraws. Black Diamond's Primrose AL Harness is all of this and more. Seriously, it's everything you've ever dreamed of. Its snug yet incredibly comfortable embrace will leave you never wanting for another lover's arms (i.e. its Dual Core Construction uses highly flexible webbing and ventilated foam to provide the perfect fit). It accepts your body just the way it is (i.e. since women's bodies naturally come in a variety of shapes and sizes, the harness uses a trakFIt system to securely adhere to any proportions). Lastly, it will never let you down or cause you pain (i.e. you don't have to worry about faulty manufacturing or other issues that could cause you to plummet to your death/serious injury). Anyways, you get the idea. The Primrose AL harness is so amazing that it will make your significant other look bad.