Clyde Farrow and Bonnie Parker spent two years as outlaws on the run. You know what finally did them in? Four tenacious cops, bad karma, and poor footwear. To be clear, Forsake does not condone lawlessness but every adventurer - outlaw or not - needs a solid pair of kicks. The Clyde features a waterproof/breathable membrane, gusseted tongue, killer traction, scuff-resistant leathers, and a luxurious Ortholite PU footbed. And with each shoe weighing in at just over a pound, you could run away in these puppies for years. Just remember, karma catches up to you.